We give you 16 legit excuses to get out of attending these events.
Halloween parties is always all about the dressing up for the occasion; be it a scary, sexy or cute outfit - Everybody has a special role to play in this cray cray costume parade. Of course, there are people who actually enjoy showing up in fancy costumes, and they will be extremely excited on so many levels. On the other hand, there are others who would rather or somehow altogether avoid going to Halloween parties at all costs. We give you 16 legit excuses to get out of attending these events. 1. My dog/cat/hedgehog/hamster needs my company Because pets > Halloween parties. Everyone knows that. 2. I need to go home and feed my kid Kids just can't feed by themselves. Just nope. 3. Dressing up is firmly against my beliefs 4. I feel too sick to dress up Now, hold on a sec' please. I just need to run to the bathroom for a wee bit. 5. I've come dressed as myself SURPRISE! 6. The weather's way too hot to dress up If you've been to Singapore before, you'll know EXACTLY what I mean. 7. My house burned down and so did the costume, together with it The fire that I-may-have-accidentally-on-purpose-started. Oops! 8. I need to go for music therapy lessons What do you mean it's only for kids?? 9. I lost a person close to me in a Halloween-related accident and I don't really feel like talking about it No. You'll never understand how it feels like. 10. I'm not drunk enough to dress up for Halloween I need a few drinks. Or maybe a dozen shots. 11. I am allergic to costumes I'm also allergic to parties and people. For realz. 12. I dropped my costume in between the gap of the platform and the MRT train Yup. Me and my butter fingers. 13. I was about to buy a costume, and then I saw a beggar and offered him the cash How about you? Whom did you help today? 14. Halloween is for kids Trick and Treat is strictly for kids. And because I said so. 15. Oh, but I thought Halloween was last year It's not? 16. I really hate Halloween Have fun!
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